"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021
Get the Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Monthmug. by Xxxbigdlck October 21, 2019
Get the National smack your ex girls ass daymug. June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
by Katzleinne June 9, 2021
Get the June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day"mug. The action of releasing a giant pile of fresh caca, like, the warmest smelliest largest pile of doodoo you've ever seen, even after wiping, you'll still get dirty pants.
Autumn: "DUDE HURRY UP I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"
by Filip H. Tabel October 4, 2023
Get the Let A Monster Out Of Your Assmug. Not gon lie but bitches are Thicc af in yoga pants, without them my boner wouldn’t be relaxed for once
by 194&4829484 March 15, 2020
Get the Your assmug. This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.
by anonymous August 17, 2025
Get the I’m going to put my foot up your ass!mug. dude if you keep letting your dogs tear up my property im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass
man are you threatening me
no dude im just telling you to keep your dogs off my property or im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass
ok man i got you
man are you threatening me
no dude im just telling you to keep your dogs off my property or im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass
ok man i got you
by bluebear January 14, 2025
Get the stomp a mudhole in your assmug.