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cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
Gasoline tax holidays are no more than cancer wigging a failed energy policy
by smartist June 11, 2008
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Dropped a wig on my lap

when you are getting head and it doesn't matter who is underneath the hair
i had a great night, dropped a wig on my lap and came all over <their> face
by AnitaDan November 3, 2018
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wig throw

the action of tossing your non-existent wig at a person who you look up to.
wig throw! she looks sooo good in that outfit.

wig threw! I can't even handle how cool you are.
by antisocialsailor October 12, 2018
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British Wig

Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig
I went to see my girlfriend in the cancer ward and i gave the bitch a British Wig- Cheerio!
by SnowWhite0222 July 22, 2019
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merken wig

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!
by darlamay2016 April 17, 2017
mugGet the merken wigmug.

wig did

To get your hair done. Hair cut
She went to the salon to get her wig did.
by Mrwells79 December 25, 2017
mugGet the wig didmug.

Bixum wig

A bixum wig is a slang term for stupid, dumb, undesirable etc. it is used as a rude remark.

Bixum wig is also an offensive hand gesture, make the heavy metal sign with you hand, but have your thumb connect with your pinky finger. It will look like your pointing basically. This has similar meaning to flipping the middle finger, it just means you don't like the person, or they are stupid.
My home room teacher is a stupid, dumb, lazy bixum wig.

My mom is acting like a bixum wig.
by Eternalflame666 May 4, 2014
mugGet the Bixum wigmug.

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