cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.

Gasoline tax holidays are no more than cancer wigging a failed energy policy

by smartist June 11, 2008

holly wigful

the definition of how to be a snake a catfish and a slag

someone who is fake clickbait and sleeps around is a holly wigful

by Dylan Mambu October 3, 2021

wig throw

the action of tossing your non-existent wig at a person who you look up to.

wig throw! she looks sooo good in that outfit.

wig threw! I can't even handle how cool you are.

by antisocialsailor October 12, 2018

Wig Wam

a shish-kabob but a Cherokee shish-kabob ex Jared Klein eats all the cheese steak

You know, that Wig Wam!

by Bobeena November 23, 2021

Wig pushed back

To get your wig pushed back means to be killed by a gun shot

Fam owes me mad bread and still ain't paid me yet. I'm finna to go over to his crib right now. He bout to get his wig pushed back gee.

by El General November 15, 2023

No Wig Winter

A female alternate version of No Nut November. Females have the challenge to go the entire season in Winter without wearing a wig.

Girl, my hair is looking rough because of no wig winter.

by 90210jimmy November 1, 2022

get a wigging

To get a really bad lecture because you’re in trouble for something. Comes from Wig Snatching

If we don’t get home before dinner, we’re seriously gonna get a wigging from Mama.

by Zozothecat March 6, 2020