lite weight

A person who can not handle a significant amount of alcohol or other substances

Olivia is such a lite weight.

by SirEnstien February 25, 2019

Cheese Weight

a task or process that is undeniably easy or can be easily done.

"How hard was the math homework bro?"
"Na bro, that shit was cheese weight!"

by Motocross Rider 3 May 31, 2019

Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.

Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.

by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019

work weight

weight you put on while at a job. eventually the weight is lost after being fired or quitting.

Person 1:how’s the job going?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?

by bros_before_hoos January 2, 2020

penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals

i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !

by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020

light weight

a two word phrase used to describe someone who can't hold their alcohol. the term light weight is only used by drunk people who think that the term lightweight is spelled as light weight (as in two words). refer to other terms that are often misspelled by people who are drunk such as "do" instead of "go". also refer to drunk people who try to text but often create illiterate sentences that even auto correct can not correct .

Mark is so drunk off a half a glass of wine that he thinks that lightweight is spelled as "light weight".

by margchen69 October 19, 2019

Paper Weight

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.

Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.

by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020