The Walrus

When you put two straws up your nose and do two lines of cocaine for maximum efficiency.

“Yo, Kait was at the party Saturday blowing down and next thing we know she’s got a straw in each nostril doing The Walrus”
“That lady can party!”

by Technobri December 3, 2020

dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014

To walrus

To lay lazily, preferably with friend(s); to snack hard or eat large quantities of food and binge watch shows, often while under the influence of herbs

Tay and I love to walrus all day; we can't stop eating snacks and we haven't moved from this couch in hours, we are walrusing hard, and the dog really needs a walk.

by PNWtater May 21, 2020

walrus

To grind on, or dry hump someone as if you were a walrus rolling down onto a mate.

Walrus me baby
Ben walrused me in bed yesterday
I love walrusing other people

by kenna_christie June 26, 2016

Cape Walrus

Derrogatory word to a black person.

That nigga ran like a damn cape walrus.

by Kornelius October 19, 2008

Walrusing

When a dog (generally an older one) has that long, sad, tired look on their face and they look like a walrus.

"Why does your dog look like that?"

"Oh, he's just walrusing, he's fine."

by studderbeans February 5, 2024

Walrus

When you smoke 2 joints simultaneously on both sides of your mouth because you were passed 2 js at once during a cyph

Damn he got 2 joints in his mouth he is straight walrusing

by Puppyangel July 12, 2022