When you abduct a couple people from Walmart, take them to a failed subdivision establishment, throw them in an empty pool with one steak knife, and force them to fight to the death.

Hey many, I’m bored as hell, let’s throw a Walmart people pool party like we did for your sister’s bat mitzvah.

Walmart people pool party by ShallowFuckingValues February 25, 2021

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walmart pyrocynical

a bad version of pyrocynical

that is pretty much walmart pyrocynical

walmart pyrocynical by im never gonna use this July 30, 2021

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Walmart man

A man that gets lots of chicks which whom think he special but he is average.Its important that his success with woman isn't a new thing and it's important to spell it with a capital W.Ogling over a Walmart man shows you can't think for yourself and lack critical thinking skills you would be unable to properly assess someone's character or worth.You don't have to shop at Walmart to be a Walmart man.

Example 1-Adam-Iv got a six pack,great job,and everything that should make a man attractive iv put so much work in and yet this other guy just exist and everything comes easy to him and chicks think he's the shit.

Dan-Oh a Walmart man....every girl wants a Walmart man.

Example 2-jack-You murdered another chick cuz that's the most important thing in your life lol?Just go to Walmart and get another one.

Walmart man by Dogman00 September 27, 2021

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Walmart Hoe

Someone who thinks she is the main bitch when actually she looks like the Walmart check out lady

The girl over there buying that lace bra is a Walmart Hoe, she thinks she's hot shit but the frozen chicken at Walmart is hotter

Walmart Hoe by BiQueen October 2, 2016

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