Combe walk

A walk of incite, anticipation or contemplation which happens over the distance of about 2 miles, at 2am in the morning.

"wow man, im really worried about what is going to happen tomorrow"
"no worries, we will go on a Combe walk to calm you down"

by PeterFan April 21, 2009

Walking AIDS

(n.) a sexually permiscous person who has one or more sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). Usually known by all to be a whore.

Woah, dude look at that chick! She's so hot!
Dude...no...just...no.
Why, dude? Look at that ass!
Dude, she's walking AIDS.
...oh.

by dr. tran, PHD in kickin ur ass June 17, 2009

Walking Wanker

Typically an individual, who walks on the street, who looks like an outright wanker.
A wanker being, a person who "wanks" (masturbates). Which in essence, includes everyone.

Some deviants may include: Wanka, Vanka, Wanko, Wenka, Wonka, Wnkah, 'anka, 'nkerrr, and etc.

A white pretentious tourist wanker walks down the sidewalk of a rural ghetto village in the Exotic slums of my anus, on the pothole ridden road rides a group of hooligans in a rundown black Toyota Rush, shouting out the malfunctioning windows the following phrase in an act of general defiance against imperialism, political correctness, and general wankery:
"Walking Wanker"

by dragon_ligon_deez December 24, 2016

Dork walk

A form of walking characterized by exaggerated stride and arm swing, usually performed by white suburban women wearing headphones and athletic attire.

Since it isn't really strenuous, the dramatic motions and attire lets observers know they are exercising, not just too poor to afford a car.

Check that out that Dork Walker, she must work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

by Silverbullet November 18, 2006

Gratitude Walk

Gratitude Walk is when a person becomes present, aware and counts their blessing and gives thanks while walking.

Defined by author Marie Cornelio, in the book The Gratitude Way.

I love taking Gratitude Walks daily.

Or

Let's take a gratitude walk.

by Beloved One April 19, 2014

Walking NPC

when someone is being an npc

mf 1: you have GYAT to be rizzing me! only in OHIO!
mf 2: u a walking NPC 💀

by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023

walking-woke

(wô'king'wōk) n. a person who has the uncanny ability to not think when woke ideology is questioned, disregarded, or under attack. When provoked, their zombie-like qualities takeover and they have been known to do anything to devour anyone who has the ability to think and is immune to woke propaganda. These individuals are not very strong when alone but when they are in a horde they can be a formidable force of destruction and mayhem.

I said, "Hello sir" to a 37 year old man named Richard who, I did not realize, felt like a woman today. The walking-woke amassed a group. Now, I have no job, am blacklisted from society, have been labeled a Nazi, and my family and I are being threatened with physical violence on a daily basis. I have been notified that this is the right thing to do since I am intolerant and not woke.

by HotCupofJoe September 4, 2023