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Valentina

Valentina is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. She is so pretty, she’ll make you faint with a glance.
Oh my fuck, Valentina is so 😻😻”
by superstar💋 November 14, 2022
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online valentine

n., when your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse comes online on MySpace, Facebook, other friend sites, or any type of instant messaging.

*used mostly during February
IMuser1: 'Hey!'
IMuser2: 'There's my online valentine.'
by whiteshadow28 February 10, 2009
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Billy Ray Valentine

Character played by Eddie Murphy in Trading Places where he plays a phony blind Viet-man parapalegic. After being auestioned by law enforcement he discovers he can see and have legs to walk on.
by thaibu August 3, 2007
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Valintina

Valintina's are very brave and beatiful girls. They always have friends around them. They also just wanna always get even with people.
Omg is that VALINTINA!!!!
OBLIVIOUSLY LOOK AT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE AROUND HER!!!!!!!!!
by Lupia&Rice February 12, 2021
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Valentine :)

1. A hot girl
2. Hotter than Jonathan
3. Wears nice panties
Valentine :) is hot in her shorts today
by frenchkid96 September 15, 2011
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bullet for my valentine

the greatest band to EVER come out of wales. and for everyone who thinks that theyre just whiny little emos, lay off u bunch of fags!! they are a extremely awesome metalcore group not "emo music"!!! Matt, Moose, Padge, and Jay are very cool Welsh guys who know how to play music.
BFMV fan: god i luv Bullet For My Valentine!
fag:ugh that group sux u little emo freak go cut urself"
BFMV fan:(goes over to fag and kicks his ass) now whos emo u big baby?
fag:(walks away crying
by NEHWOOT15 November 6, 2009
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Valentine's Day

Total crap. It's an annual reminder that nobody loves you, and that the only people who care enough to try and make it a semi-okay day for you is your parents, if you're lucky.

An ESPECIALLY terrible day for those without access to substantial amounts of alchohol.
Girl (sees couple being all lovey smushy and crap for everybody to see) : Oh go ahead, carry on. Don't mind me! I'm just gonna go kill myself, and no one will care because it's Valentine's Day and no one loves me. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet life.
by sweeetlife March 1, 2011
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