A woman entrusted with the sacred duty of keeping her twink friend safe, hydrated, and semi-dignified during a night out.
She operates as both emotional support and damage control unit, ensuring the twink’s chaos remains adorable rather than catastrophic.
She operates as both emotional support and damage control unit, ensuring the twink’s chaos remains adorable rather than catastrophic.
"Dude, did you see what that guy was doing last night?”
“Yeah, thank God his twink keeper was there or he’d still be dancing on that bar"
“Yeah, thank God his twink keeper was there or he’d still be dancing on that bar"
by ojeju31 November 1, 2025
Get the twink keepermug. 
A twink that usually lives near a happy family, prowling for DILFS that are tired of their wives. They often are treated as something resembling a side-chick, in straighter terms. Also may be called a homewrecking twink.
by 1nc_a June 8, 2025
Get the twink next doormug. by RioRanger November 7, 2020
Get the Twinkmug. by poopybuttfacestinkypants February 20, 2025
Get the Twink Burtonmug.