loathsome tweed

I slippery old twat that sucks dick for a living.

Omg did you see that loathsome tweed sucking of that hobo last night

by Dr suck my dick February 26, 2014

JACKSON TWEED

SUPER DOPE hockey player yoOOOOOO!

That dude was a JACKSON TWEED!

by JACSON TED June 1, 2018

smelly twee

A smelly twee is a scottish term to describe rats that live close to humans.
Joke varietions such as "tweeaaboos" are also often overheard.

eek eek, a smelly twee!

by saucecook69420 August 31, 2018

A Treebeard

When seeing a message being written on a social media platform, if the person takes over 10 minutes to write less than 30 characters, he is a Treebeard.

My mate must be writing an essay, he's taking ages! Oh....he only said lol....man he's such a Treebeard.

by Umar Taylor May 21, 2020

south tweed bears

an nrl that consists of dick pics and toe sucking

daddy do me a south tweed bears

by yeet me June 16, 2021

Johnny Treeboy

The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition

Joe: bro i was in a dance compotition and i got 4th
Mama: who got third?
Joe: johnny treeboy

by shady guy meth January 26, 2022

Logan Tweedie-Situe

Logan tweedie-situe, aka, the devourer of souls, is a incomprehensible immortal being of vast nature and size. When supper time arises, babies are on the menu for all 3 courses. His dog princess and him was banished to the Netherlands of Dubbo for eating a 2 year old (way beyond the age limit and contracted bowel hepatitis). Devourer of souls and his pit bull princess swore revenge on professor long-toes (jailor, former lover, casual fuck buddy, full time cum-extractor, part time nemesis). 4 Aeons later, professor long-toes has has created a new equator with his middle toe, and devourer of souls has escaped from Dubbo and has begun his journey to taking back what was his. Half way through the 50 light year journey his tum-Tum grumbled, it was time for num-nums. During his feast on a new pack of new borns, he had time to think of the origin of his nemesis and fuck buddy. Devourer of souls broke into a hospital and consumed the entire maternity ward except for one, an incubator baby, in a reinforced incubation system, it was professor long toes. Devourer of souls knows that this is just the beginning of a long journey

“Logan tweedie-situe ate my baby again”
“Again!! That little rascal”.

by Greg man August 8, 2023