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time travel

(v.)To proceed in a theoretically linear path towards and backwards to or between the beginning and end of time. Although an enchanting fantasy for many, there are lots of errors and preventions that are part of time travel. I, for instance, believe it may be possible but too dangerous to do. If we do only have a single universal timeline, time travel would have resounding effects and we would only become meaningless "events" in any change caused to it. Bah, enough sci-talk, the point is: it's the action of moving thru time.
I constructed a time portal in which upon entering today, I time travelled to last Monday and saw myself eating a slice o' pizza. (Unfortunately, I was trapped in a catch-22; how can I escape back to my time without upsetting it?)
by Smkngmgc June 13, 2004
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Time Travel

To also quote the Hitchhiker's Guide:

"One of the many problems encountered in time travel, is quite simply one of grammar"

Which as well as being hilariously funny, is also very true.
Due to the fact that I am currently am/was/will be in the process of time travel I was/willbe/ambeing fuck/ing/ed.
by TedV48 March 20, 2008
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tavel

The practice of bringing someone to the edge of eroticism whilst being physically far apart such as through text, telephone or instant messenger.
"Chatting with Stevie on MSN last night really got us tavelled up"
by Rachieroo September 24, 2006
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Traveling South on Shaft Highway

A phrase used to not-so-discretely describe oral sex on a male.
(phone conversation)
guy1: Hey man, what are you up to right now?
guy2: Um, right now? Well, my girlfriend is traveling south on shaft highway.
guy1: Oh shit sorry dude! Later!

(two girls talking about the night before)
girl1: ... then I took him out to my car and I traveled south on shaft highway.
girl2: Did you go all the way down to the cul de sack? LOL!
by Bage September 23, 2011
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travel monkey

1. Someone who goes on vacation a lot or is always going different places whether it is work related or for fun.
John: "Did you hear that Sam went to Alaska last week, and is going to Hawaii in two days?"

Danielle: "Wow...what a travel monkey."
by Here'sWaldo January 1, 2012
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Travelino Blog

Travelino blog is a blogger who focuses on travel and aviation. He makes trip reports, planespotting and other videos on his youtube channel as well as posting blog posts on his website.
He is called Travelino Blog
by Travelino Blog August 31, 2019
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taint traveller

A person who occasionaly changes platform at Baker Street. i.e. A person who during intercouse will occasionly withdraw their penis from the vagina, cross the taint (or guiche if you prefer, and then procede to insert their penis into the woman's crumhole.
That Barty is a raving taint traverser, we all know he likes a bit of brown love when he can get it.
by Jibber87 June 13, 2005
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