v. the act of masturbation
by johnniewalker2284 April 29, 2009
Get the Turkey Tuggingmug. When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
by The Turkey King September 7, 2013
Get the turkey fightmug. A term used to describe the external genitalia of a female who is extremely promiscuous. In other words, her crotch is strectched and droopy like a turkey's neck. Also used as a reference to Tory, aka Whory.
"Damn, that Tory took 3 guys at once?? Hell, dude... She must be suffering from a nasty case of turkey crotch."
by the shazamurai January 26, 2005
Get the turkey crotchmug. The confused, paranoid, and often guilty look found upon the face of a person who has just ingested a significant amount of marijuana.
Upon entering the living room of his fraternity house, the kid's obvious turkey face tipped off the rest of the group that he had been indulging in bong hits while upstairs in his bedroom.
by LakeForestWASP August 14, 2012
Get the turkey facemug. Holy crap, who left Billy Ray alone with that bird? He's going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one hell of a turkey tossing!! God bless Thanksgiving!
by Austin Pealy November 28, 2010
Get the turkey tossingmug. A long, wrinkly piece of skin that is connected to a vagina up in the clitoral region and hangs down at least an inch, two or three is better. This "snout" looks identical to the snout (or snood, for those who know a turkey's anatomy) that hangs off a turkey's beak.
by captainjoe88 December 2, 2011
Get the Turkey Snoutmug. "Man! you're such a dry turkey!"
"Dude ditch the dry turkey"
"Oh really? At least im not a dry turkey"
"Dude ditch the dry turkey"
"Oh really? At least im not a dry turkey"
by Jamba098 October 15, 2013
Get the Dry Turkeymug.