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A Warm Towel Treatment

Chillin on your back while your partner washes “deez nuts” with a warm washcloth after having sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even ask for a cleaning. Warm towel treatments were never intended to replace a shower, but somethimes they do ;)
I didn’t shower after sex... I got the warm towel treatment instead.

You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!
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theater pickle 

Texas: Home state of the theater pickle

Threat Girl 

A female which upon first sight makes you so helplessly infatuated that you would break your dating fast for her, thus "threatening" your personal growth.
Can't tell if you are actually the duke; I perceive you as a Threat Girl.
Threat Girl by ASJ22 March 22, 2022

Sneaky Teather 

When a greasy, greaseball of a kid, sneaks up from behind and gently slips his greasy, lubricated penis into the behind of a male or female person.
Jen look out! He's about to pull a SNEAKY TEATHER!
Sneaky Teather by SneakyWeaky May 31, 2010

School threat 

When someone does any violent or aggressive in any manner
Josh Rhys and Corey shooting 3s
Rhys air balls and gets josh in a choke hold
Corey: woah Rhys you school threat

theater jock 

Theater Jocks happen to be exceptional people. They are a bit vexatious especially due to the fact that a common attribute that they share is breaking into song or ripping off lines from movies, usually not the good ones. Theater Jocks claim they are creative, however, three facts that invalidate this allegation are as follows
#1. They fabricated the term "theater jock" from the adjective/noun "Technology Jock" which so happens to have been published approximately a week prior to that on "Theater Jock"
#2. The only type of theater that actually uses creativity is improv. which isn't as liked (for some reason) by many.
#3.Most theater is based on a story that was previously created, which to be honest isn't creativity, the only creative person is the writer.

The statement "everyone want to be them" is mendacious, We for one don't want to a Theater Jock.

This in not a "Hater's Definition" It's the truth.
Wow! how "creative" Theater Jocks are, they ripped-off the term "Technology Jock"

Ugh, Those Theater Jocks, Haley & Ella keep breaking into song, they are being annoying.

THREATHENED 

The feeling one has when a threatening or intimidating person is actively removing their fireplace without permission
As Jon watched, threathened, the threathening man removed his fireplace from the wall.
THREATHENED by Chickenpants93 July 27, 2021