torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

A disease causing one to be late or tardy

Bobs family told him the wedding started at 4 pm when it actually started at 5 , because they knew Bob suffered from Torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

by Trevor Smafs December 31, 2022

torpid yondu skull

kind of like a coo or a sten

Hey bro. Show me your Torpid Yondu Skull

by Nwlxo September 18, 2023

thorpedo

taking what they want without a care in the world

I’m the best, I’m going to thorpedo my way to full marks on the biology exam.

by CharzardBettaBeReadingDis October 20, 2023

Toped

past tense of type; NOT TYPED. toped is better,.

"ahah i toped that ealrlier today"

by sszzyd September 5, 2025

carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.

Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!

by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010

Up topped

When you catch the ball over someone in football

Paul got up topped by Deandre in the end zone yesterday

by Knight55 September 26, 2022

Skido Torpido

A smelly nerd

"Look at the kid over there hes a Skido Torpido"

by largedickpeniscock July 27, 2024