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toxic bachelor

Worst men around. They are liars, cheats, users and abusers. Toxic bachelors are expert players and will always lie to women and to whom ever to get what they want. They will often use the same pick up lines and rely heavily on their looks and fake charm to attract women. Extremely shallow and only care about physical appearances. Toxic bachelors are typically good looking, well dressed and are usually salesmen. They usually travel in pairs and refer to each other as dude.
Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in the Wedding Crahers, Vince in Swingers, any Vince Vaughn movie character is a toxic bachelors.
by Flossy Flew May 2, 2006
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Hot Topic

A place where kids and teenagers shop to feel ohhh "so rebellious" when in fact they are feeding money to the same system that they so called "oppose". The funny thing is that mainly white suburban kids shop there who think they are any different or better than the rest of the population. Hot Topic is a gimick per say, true DIY ethics are what punk was based on. But anyways I'm not gonna say anyone shopping there is a poser or not a poser because I don't believe in labels. Labels are just retarded and stereotypical so I avoid those terms. Just to state my position, Hot Topic is a corporate store in corporate America just to make some $$$.
Overpriced clothing. Hot Topic
Owned by a corporation. Hot Topic
Kid1:"omg i am so cool mommy let me buy this cool anarchy shirt and i dun even no what anarchy is but it looks so cool i am so rebelling against the system"
Intellectual:"The simple fact that you paid money for that shirt represents your contribution to this corporation hich in term is making them a few bucks richer. So no you're not opposing the system, you are actually supporting it."
by StyleWars May 18, 2008
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Toxic Beauty

Captivating, poisonous, sensual, intriguing, and mysterious. Coveted by her peers she is frequently seen in the mosh pits at concerts, random parties, and blasting music while speeding in her car.

Many try to imitate but there is only one and only one Toxic Beauty.

See also, Toxic Miss Liz.
Holy shit, there goes Toxic Beauty.
by toxic miss liz February 19, 2007
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Toxic Sausage

This term refers both to a man's penis and his cum. It's toxic because the said male likely ingested something gross (toxic) which if you have sex with him could end up inside you via his cum.
"I don't want your toxic sausage inside me"

or more specifically:

"I don't want your swiss cake roll toxic sausage inside of me" - Used when your man has eaten too many swiss cake rolls in one day and wants to have sex so you know he's gonna slip his toxicity inside you

or:

I don't want your MSG chinese toxic sausage inside me.
by Nicki Cole July 7, 2009
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Hot Topic

A store with a "punky" and even a small amount of "gothy" feel to it. They actually do have some good stuff, but it is ruined by the wanna be feel the whole store gives off. Even the people working there scream wanna be.

Ironicly, the kids that say "You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you all the same" buy their clothes here, but fail to relaize everything they are buying is mass produced. Just because it is AE or aeropostle doesn't make it different.
Hmm..I tried AE but I still can't get laid, better try a new cliche, lets go to Hot Topic.

I'm so unique I got my shirt off of a rack with 40 others like it.

Pre-packaged Individuality
by Day August 7, 2006
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Toxic women

It’s a woman who sucks the life out of a genuine men who is trying his hardest to provide for the family. These women will nag, are insincere, and have unrealistic demands of their man. If a man sticks around with a toxic woman, it’s a sure shot way for him to turn into a Cuck. Toxic women are also very selfish and eventually stop sucking cock once she gets what she wants in the relationship, and will avoid pleasuring her man.
This man needs to man up and sort this shit out before it gets out of hand.
John- “Hey Ted”
Ted- “Hey”
John- “didn’t Jenny just buy a new Louis Vieton purse?”

Ted- “I think so
John- “those things cost a 1000$ bucks dude”
Ted- “Really! Shit, I better run. I gotta clean the house, do laundry and clean the bath before Jenny gets home.”
John- “Dude, your living with these
Toxic women!”
by TruckerSlim69 November 28, 2019
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