drunk meat

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.

Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005

she meat

a slang term used to describe the penis of a transvestite, also referred to as a she cock.

That ladyboy has her she meat tucked so well you can't even tell it's there.

by Johny J Fox November 20, 2018

Meat Lock

When two guys put their dicks into a Chinese Finger Trap.

Last night, those two gay guys meat locked for a whole hour.

by Louns O'Tool October 18, 2009

Meat Crepe

The folds of tissue at the opening of the vulva, also known as the labia. Colloquially this may also be known as a sausage wallet, tuna taco, penis penitentiary, etc.

Dude 1: Yo bro, I just ate your sister's meat crepe.
Dude 2: Did she make it with bacon or sausage this time?
Dude 1: Nah bruh, I'm talking about her labia.
Dude 2: That's nasty bro she's my sister, but way go man!

by Also Frankie Muniz November 14, 2020

white meat

fascia- a dense fibrous connective tissue that encapsulates soft tissue. It it essentially devoid of vasculature and this contributes to its white appearance. The term is frequently used by Black Americans in the Southeastern US.

He got his head split to the white meat!

by Rhyson June 3, 2009

meat-sampler

1. A "loose" female who has become involved, sexually, with a number of male mates. Plainly, she enjoys a variety of man-meats.

2. A homosexual male who behaves in a similar manner to the aforementioned female.

3. The general characteristics of "Meat-Samplin' Mac."

Wow! Did you see Andy trying to get on all of those dudes? He's such a meat-sampler!

by Meat-Samplin' Mac December 26, 2007

meat head

Usually said in describing a male who frequents the gym obsessively and only is concerned with "getting big", and who possesses little or no other qualities or personality.

"Yo John, look at those meat heads over there on the bench press. I bet their nuts are the size of M&Ms after all the steroids they've taken."

by John December 22, 2004