Chair Dick

The top of a chair usually used to insert anally

“That chair dick looks so fun to ride…”

by Paul Zuez August 24, 2021

green chair

The chair in a band that is reserved for the most talented skin-flute musicians. The green chair musician is unrivaled in his ability to slay that skin flute like Slash can his lead guitar!

Man did you see Jason perform last night? He is the green chair of the band for sure!

by Sir Dinkus June 26, 2019

chair lump

Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.

That librarian is a chair lump.

by pshermanwallabyway April 28, 2010

Chair Fucker

The act of fucking your chair so hard that it squeals like the little bitch it is

"Trashy is a total chair fucker! She made that chair her bitch in vc!!"

by Gaythens June 16, 2018

Strong Chair

When you have finnaly gotten your penis hard then you wack it onto your dogs face then you run as fast as you can then tackle a wooden chair.

Last night i had a Strong Chair moment.

by clouttcoochie December 30, 2018

cum chair

Cum chair is a term used to describe a chair with cum on it

Guy: "Bro is this a cum chair?"
Guy2: "Yeah."
Guy: "Why does it have cum on it?"
Guy2: "Probably because I fucked your girl!"

by Joftime March 07, 2019

Chair Jock

Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.

"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."

by joytoyboy September 27, 2022