Oh, she's just tired 

A poor excuse by bad parents who don't discipline their kids when they misbehave. Generally, that excuse only works once but not every day.

Mindy: Come here, Carrie! (Picks her up)

Carrie: (kicks and screams) WHAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO!! WAAAAAAAAAA!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (hits Mindy in the face a few times)

Mindy: What's wrong with Carrie?

Carrie's mom: Oh, she's just tired...she didn't get her nap today...

Mindy: But she acted like this yesterday when she DID get her nap!!!!

Oh, she's just tired by bojzzle July 5, 2010

Mud on the tires 

A term to describe when your having anal sex with either a man or woman and he/she accidentally/purposefully defecates all over your balls.

Damn man I was fucking this slut in the ass last night and she totally put some mud on the tires!.

Mud on the tires by AnalAdventures June 3, 2009

I'm Tired

An expression a girl uses when she doesn't want to just tell you that you aren't having sex tonight.

(Talking for a while) The girl then rolls over on her side and says man I'm tired.

I'm Tired by BuckIguy09 August 10, 2009

tired boner 

When your up early in the morning, for example for an 8 AM class and you have a boner that won't go away because your wicked tired and keep daydreaming sexual things. This shouldn't be confused with morning wood, because morning wood usually results from having to take a piss, and you have it as you wake up. The tired boner occurs when your wicked tired and wicked bored after you've been up for atleast an hour.

"This sucks dude this econ class is so boring and I'm so tired."

"I know dude I have a raging tired boner and I keep picturing Shannon Elizabeth sitting on my lap naked."

tired boner by taintalicious21 January 31, 2009

Tires

Black olives

No I don't want that pizza. It has tires on it.

Tires by JazzyBlu February 18, 2019

tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

tired by Josh March 26, 2004

Too Tired 

An excuse a man makes when his girlfriend doesn't want to get it in. Happens when she doesn't like it.

Ryan told me yesterday he was too tired to get it in

Too Tired by shedoesn'tlikeit October 25, 2011