by TaeilCutePeriodt April 30, 2020
Get the tinymug. Girl: Let's have sex.
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yes. Take off your pants
Guy: Okay. (Takes off pants)
Girl: Wtf is that?!?!
Guy: I know it's small, but I know how to use it.
Girl: Hahahaha! You're a Tiny Tew!
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yes. Take off your pants
Guy: Okay. (Takes off pants)
Girl: Wtf is that?!?!
Guy: I know it's small, but I know how to use it.
Girl: Hahahaha! You're a Tiny Tew!
by DeezNutz69!@#$ May 13, 2020
Get the Tiny Tewmug. A stupid asshole who acts like a cool freak. Ranges from 2ft to 4ft tall. Has shitty hair and 3/4 of a thing he's says is false
by Udisjjdid September 25, 2016
Get the tiny trumpmug. A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts. Because it's so small, only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to go through. Girls usually share these dumb thoughts with others simultaneously, causing them to laugh while causing the rest of society to think...why?
Person 1: man how do y'all come up with that shit?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY
by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019
Get the Tiny Bitch Strawmug. Tiny tom and his annual report to the playground as he is a big tough guy. For example you're tuff dude yang big tough guy beating up girls. Understand this what's pathetic is not the length of your penis although the very stench of scrotum balloon sacks as in Microsoft tiny tom penis and his bean bags that he has pissed on since the beginning of his existence. Tiny tiny tiny tom if I were to hold my index finger exactly half of an inch above my thumb and say I trust you this much that'd be trusting tiny tom a bit to much for satisfactory it is okay to be you just think about the lifestyle of being a big tuff guy. It is not okay to make yourself hit a woman take the punches if you like it be superman if you don't you don't have to spit on a woman and dump coffee on her either that's foul as well as lame only tiny man syndrome men with micro punishment of the extra belly button do such things like that.
by Lifecheats I dont July 24, 2023
Get the Tiny tommug. by jeffdiamondchin November 24, 2020
Get the tiny pocket dr tmug. there is a tiny dancer watching over me
by Harper Ociana February 18, 2021
Get the There is a tiny dancermug.