TinderBalls/ChipotleDick

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.

BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.

by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019

Tiddles

A PG equivalent of Tiddies

'Wow, Benjamin, your teacher has great tiddles!'

by kokoskrans May 27, 2019

tiddleseat

A toilet; typically used when you only have to tinkle

I've had waaay too much water and now I need to make a pit stop at the tiddleseat

by ReimTimes April 8, 2019

Tinderberg

A Tinder profile/conversation that hints at the massive amount of crazy that you will experience in-person.

I should have known that the pics of him in animal onesies was just the tip of the furry fetish Tinderberg.
OR

I dodged that Tinderberg after she kept bringing up how close she was with her ex.

by Freudy McFreud October 2, 2019

Tinderflake

A user of Tinder who is flirtatious and agreeable to meeting in real life. Then cancels last minute due to being nervous about meeting a stranger online.

I hope Megan doesn't Tinderflake on me this Friday.

by automashun October 7, 2019

Tindercide

The act of becoming so desperate, you open up Tinder and rapidly swipe right. Often performed without looking at your phone screen.

Dude, I've just been having the worst luck with girls. I think I'm just going to go commit Tindercide.

by JareBear137 October 23, 2019

Tiddledicking

When a gay man goes out looking for dick.

Oh Steve, he's going tiddledicking tonight bro.

by Dick cheese mcgee 7797 November 8, 2019