Whirlwind book tour

Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control

Even if you are Hunter Biden, don't go on a whirlwind book tour. It may damage your reputation

by Sexydimma April 10, 2021

tour de truly

When someone consumes one of each flavor in a pack of mixed Truly’s or similar seltzer in a short amount of time.

Matt went on a tour de truly even though he has to catch a six am flight.

by Sgiggles February 23, 2024

Secu tour

A spontaneous wild adventure to somewhere you don‘t even think about where you go or drive. Travel blindly to somewhere far only to chill, smoke or enjoy the view. The word secu defines a something that is completly illogic and something what you say: WTF.

Hassen:“Yow let‘s make a secu tour bro“

Bryan:“ Yeah just drive to France and make a stop somewhere to chill out“

Hassen:“ Easy bro, go to the gas station to buy cigarettes“

by ponchoboy December 22, 2018

Pookie World Tour

A point in time where it was so fun, you forget to record it sometimes

Hey, do you have any vids from pookie world tour last year?

Nah I was barely even on my phone it was so fun

by mcklee109 May 26, 2022

Turbo Touring

Defines the speed of an overnight "away" visit, usually to a holiday destination, classified by the lack of a hotel or bed while visiting from afar.

I caught the return flight from Manchester and went turbo touring last night for a night out in Magaluf.

by KkjwCaptain Pugwash August 31, 2017

Toure

Type of guy to break you heart and laugh about it afterwards

“Why are you crying”
“Cause toure did what he usually dose”

by Xelhcir July 7, 2022

tour aids

A band touring, when suddenly illness kick in.

Itchy concrete eyeballs and razor throat. Clogged nostrils and stiffass neck. Tour aids sets in!

by Pebbel September 8, 2009