The Facebook Problem

A website founded meant to attract thousands of visitors, therefore ruining the internet.

Random Person: Justin Bieber Facebook Abc Rebecca Black; wait a second this is The Facebook Problem.

by Biblo elf September 5, 2011

Sean Problems

When everything you touch turns to shit. No matter the time of day, occasion or task at hand. Something will go catastrophically wrong.

I bought a new car and within ten minutes all hell broke loose and the dashboard lit up like a Christmas Tree. Can’t even get a new car without Sean Problems cropping up.

by ManFlesh3991 February 16, 2024

Frat World Problem

Similar to a first world problem, a frat world problem is a situation commonly or exclusively faced by fraternity members.

Can't believe we're drinking with no nicotine, such a frat world problem.

Sorry, I can't go to ADPi's social with you. Stacey is mad that her best friend's grand big's freshmen year roommate got ghosted by my big so she black-listed me. Total frat world problem.

by Duecas May 15, 2023

my problems were myriad

She was having her period

Man who shall not be named: "My problems were myriad.."
Girl: (sarcastically) "i was having my period..."

by Gay_Closet_Demon July 24, 2024

External Problem Solver

No we are not taught that you lying piece of shit.

Hym "We are not taught that. You are still trying to internalize external problems. I do not feel shame. Some people want me to feel shame and are actively shaming me. The harassment and surveillance is occurring and is being used to make easier the theft of my property. That isn't me being an external problem solver. This is 'all roads leading to Rome for the therapeutic system of control?' Are you being stalked and harassed in a manor that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Then, SOMEHOW, the solution is 'giving a therapist control of how I interpret information and DOING NOTHING about that... And instead of doing what they did about sexual harassment and SUING THE PLACES ALLOWING IT AND FIRING THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT... I just need to let this lying retarded piece of shit tell me how to delude myself about what's happening. We need to murder these fucking therapists (in a video game). Murder them (in a video game) until they do it right. They do not need to live."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2025

That is not the problem

No the targeting of children and the media and the doctors isn't the problem.

Hym "That is not the problem. Stop doing this and give me the credit I deserve or I'll kill your kids. If the symptoms of schizophrenia are not a problem then why even bother treating them? Why even have a diagnoses? And if the symptoms are, in fact, just something that groups of people are doing to individuals AND it's being used to strip away people rights and success then how is that not a problem for the person to whom it's happening. I know that you are not incapable of understanding that. My situation need to change without me doing anything beyond this or one of your kids needs to die. You will stop. You should have stopped faster. You listened to the wrong people and you're trying to break from this but I am not going to let you."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

The Problem

You're feinting fear you don't actually experience to justify doing this.

Hym "The problem is... You don't care either way. Your moral superiority is a delusion. You're provoking violence in the hopes that it happens to someone else so that you can be rid of me. You aren't 'good people' and I'm not 'the wrong type of person.' You're literally child sacrificers and I deserve success more than you because I'm BETTER THAN YOU. You deserve your shit life. Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit. I'm not going to allow you to drag me with you."

by Hym Iam April 2, 2024