The Can Man 

A little old man who goes around collecting cans from trash cans so he can recycle them. He wears yellow, rubber gloves and a white fisherman's hat.

Look, it's the can man, he's a rare species.

Don't go talk to the can man, you'll disturb his habitat.

The Can Man by Shomo February 21, 2005

The Cave Man Fuck 

The act of performing sexual intercourse to a woman, without any facial expression at all. As to say you are only doing it for the sake of reproducing.

Johnny performed the cave man fuck on Suzie countless times last week.

The Cave Man Fuck by Kevin Burns June 9, 2004

The Anime Man 

A funny YouTuber that cover anime and otaku content who never gets old. His gameplays are awesome and will brighten up your day.

Otaku 1: Hey did you watch The Anime Man’s gameplay on Kusoge?
Otaku 2: Yea! It made me laugh so hard!

The Anime Man by TheFreakingCactus May 31, 2018

The Old Man 

Army term referring to the commander of a unit. Usually used for a colonel or general, but can be used for a captain (who would be a company commander). Since most company commanders are still in their 20's in the Army though this isn't a common use.

Its usually a term of respect, but many times just used as to refer to the commander without any judgement of respect or disrespect. NOTE = this term is never used in the presence of the old man / commander.

Soldier 1: I heard someone call the barracks to attention, sup dawg?

Soldier 2: Sarge said go straighten your shit up, looks like the old man stopped in unexpectedly.

The Old Man by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

The Muffin Man 

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?

Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

The Muffin Man by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017

The Odourless Man 

A being of unknowingly immense power, he leaves no footprints in the sand as he traverses the astral planes seeking out wisdom.

Some have said the surface of his head harbours the lowest coefficient of drag ever to be recorded and that he whispers to marsupials during the low light of mid spring.

The knowing of his existence is only because he allows it… as I write this passage the memories of his being become faint … he is sacred

Jack: ‘What was that over there’

Brian: ‘could have been the odourless man’
Jack: ‘I’ve heard he leaves no footprints in the sand’

The Odourless Man by WizzardPoonMagnet January 28, 2021

the crooked man 

A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.

Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."

*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.

the crooked man by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021