gooney horn

Aka clitoris.

I flicked her gooney horn with My younger and her toes curled

by anonymous March 11, 2022

horn swallower

The act of swallowing ones whole penis

That Gary is an A-one horn swallower!

by Jdub101 October 11, 2016

human horn

Human horn is actually a penis - of interest to impotent Futurama alien heads of state.

See previous example of human horn.

by bryanfred May 19, 2006

Cosmic Horn

You will fuck everything that moves.

"She's got the bad sign of cosmic horn, she found out the guy she loved has got a girlfriend. what a dick"

by Lydzieee December 15, 2008

Horned King

The "creepiest" Disney Villain of all time, all time being the 1980's... A pathetic excuse for a villian in today's time, though he was voiced by John Hurt

80's Nostalgia Man: The Horned King Is SO SCARY!
Today's Person: Yeah, and everyone loved Gigli

by Ratsocanation October 5, 2003

Air Horned

When your partner passes wind while receving anal oral servitude.

Jonno got Air horned by his girlfriend while licking out her anus

by Von Katagen May 17, 2006

blood horn

Home made Kotex, using toilet paper approx 6" - 8" long 4" at the top. Then forms into a curved cone. After being worn it has fused & resembles a horn from a Rhinoceros that has lost a bloody fight.

Me- Hey Danny, ever seen a pig loren dropping?... Check out the bathroom....

Danny- "DUDE !!!", What the FUCK is it?"

Me- maybe you should sign a release form.

Danny- Come dude I shit outside, what the hell?

Me- a blood horn. 'Sasquatch' just left it when stepping into the tub

Danny- "No WAY!!"

Me- Its a cheap camera but I have Pics, proof that she is Royalty, pig loren Royalty!

by Ziggy77 October 5, 2006