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dong chang

A maneuver in which a person's two hands are pressed together with the palms toward eachother. The forefingers and middle fingers are pressed together and extended forward as if gesturing like a gun, the ring fingers are intertwined and closed over the opposing knuckle and the pinkies pressed together and extended in the same fashion as the top two fingers. The thumbs are folded, one over the other. Whichever thumb lies on top indicates "right" or "left" dong chang dominance.

This jesture is used both during sex to up the ante, if you will, of the "two in the pink, one in the stink" maneuver on a woman as it provides additional stability and thrusting power.

It has also been used without the extended pinkies as a fighting style while horsing around with friends to give them a good goose.
Sexual: "I dong changed my girlfriend last night and she totally got off!"

Horseplay: "Whoa, watch out or Perky will dong chang you when you aren't looking."
by Von Pedro December 28, 2007
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Hang Dong

- (Verb) To expose flaccid, objectively large, male genitalia to pubic eyes.

- To show one’s very large dick to a group of people.
“Who should we cast as the male lead in our action pornography?”

“Dolph Lundgren, PhD, obviously. He’s the most underrated male action star ever.”

Of course! He’s a great actor, plus, the dude can hang dong.”

“Yea that dude hangs MASSIVE dong.”
by DaRealSmitty June 5, 2020
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ding dong

A dumbass. Originates from referring to one through use of the male genitalia.
You dang ding dong, what the hell were you thinking?
by hdsokwadls August 8, 2006
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Donkey dong

a large penis; a penis resembling a donkey's in size.
by Anonymous September 12, 2003
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Cow Dong

An extremely deformed penis, having gross pubic greasy hairs, liverspots, and very saggy testicles. Occasionally smells like sweaty man.
He looked pretty hot at first, but when i pulled it out of his pants, it was revealed that he had a cow dong.
by PRAZO50 January 20, 2009
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Twin Dongs

What a male-male figure skating team has that no other team on the planet has, IE, two penises.
Coach: "What do you two have that no other figure skating team has?"

Chazz: "Twin Dongs."

Coach: "Exactly"
by Marty S from CA April 20, 2008
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dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.
Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.
by Chester Pern July 2, 2011
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