Fat squirrel

When someone puts one testicle in each cheek and your penis rest on their forehead

Bro this girl fat squirreled me last night and I about lost my nut

by Killer kiwi 6969 February 19, 2021

Squirrel Flip

When you flip your girl's skirt up so you can see what color panties she's wearing.

"Jake, give Angie a squirrel flip so we can settle this bet!"

"They're blue today!"

by Deadly44 September 26, 2020

Slow Squirrel

1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.

2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"

3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle

4. Darwin Award candidate

You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.

E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.

Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award

by CDSRM43 April 8, 2011

squirrel wrangling

The act of dealing with difficult people or handling a lot of things going on at once.

Being in control of a situation, and thinking clearly in sudden, dire situations.

To remain organized and calm in the line of fire.

I was really impressed with the governor's squirrel wrangling at the press conference today.

by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011

Beer Squirrel

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.

Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."

by MCBassGuitar June 2, 2015

Squirrel doggin’

Fornicating on the dance floor. And no... fingers don’t count.

We were squirrel doggin’ to Justin Timberlake.

by Flock yeah July 12, 2018

Squirrel twirl

A Canadian version of the “squirrel tap”.

Involving twisting the scrotum like a cheap veggie sack and then a quick back hand to Mr. Bojangles

Summer and Tim were playing around and she accidentally squirrel tapped him.. “ I’m just glad it wasn’t a squirrel twirl eh”

by Hardassstyle August 25, 2020