Jail was never meant to be the safest, most pleasant utopia kind of place for anybody. Not everybody from inmate to CO is going to like the way a jail is run, but a jail is there is deter crime and be a dystopian kind of place. People in jail shouldn't be dying, getting hurt, or getting sick for no reason or over nothing, but jail isn't meant to become a safe place people want to go, since that would make people want to commit crime. If anything, now that death penalties have either been abolished or reduced to injections instead of the more gruesome routes to death, jails are about as safe as they can get already.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Get the jailmug. The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.
“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
by tmarienem May 19, 2025
Get the table jailmug. 
by Jennyveieve September 24, 2019
Get the Jail babymug. confining yourself to the library or another university campus building in order to get studying done without distraction. First used by students at University of Idaho in 2024.
by ABriggit August 8, 2025
Get the library jailmug.