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Swamp Hands

when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.
When Garrett fingered the girl at the dance, he had swamp hands.
by Swamp Stetter August 30, 2016
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Hand Children

Any sperm ejaculated with own hand
I got rid of some Hand Children last night.

I got some Hand Children on my pants.
by Nibiru33 March 3, 2010
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Gamer Hands

1. (Plural Noun) Bruised, broken, or aching hands from punching, slapping, and generally hitting a desk out of anger. It is a sign of a devout gamer.
“Ouch, I’ve got a serious case of gamer hands
by HippyDippy_ May 1, 2020
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Hand-Stack

An act of "teamwork" in which people pile up their hands, usually followed up by a cheer.
"Hand-Stack being initiated, pile them up!"
by Boring Handle March 15, 2020
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Stack hands

A sexual act involving manual stimulation via hand(s) wherein multiple parties are involved in said stimulation.
Chip: I sat between Jill and Beth at dinner last night and they decided to stack hands under the table!

Parker: Gross! Jill passed me a piece of bread!

Chip: Sorry Parker, there was probably jizz on that bread...

Parker: I KNOW!!!!
by MrThompson69 January 30, 2019
mugGet the Stack handsmug.

sauté hands

When your hands cramp up due to holding pan handles. Most likely to occur when a large amount of orders come in.
My hands hurt so much from all the dishes I prepared while working sauté tonight at work. I may have to go to the doctor and tell him about my sauté hands.
by Papa Crab May 12, 2014
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Hand romance

Alone with once's right hand for company, add a dimmer switch for some ambiance and its time for some hand romance.
by LeBeast November 11, 2009
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