stupid math

the making up of math that cause you to say motherfucker and end up throwing a book at something. this is defining stupid math

im fucking sick of this stupid math

by alexanderloves October 27, 2014

public math

The inability to do simple mathematical calculations in the presence of another person or group of people.

Hey how'd your presentation go yesterday?

Not good, I gave the wrong answer when I added up some figures. I should have never made a presentation that included public math.

by MitchellDavids December 1, 2013

The creator of math

An evil human being

Guy 1: man, who’s the creator of math?

Guy 2: yo I think it’s that guy called Pythagoras.

Guy 1: I wanna kill that guy...

by Jakiii2345 June 11, 2020

Math Bae

A term referring to a person who always studies in the mathematics and computer science building who is found attractive by undergraduate students- specifically freshmen and sophomore girls- but the name of this individual is unknown, so they are referred to as "math bae".

I see math bae, he walked in with donuts .

by gothnalgene February 28, 2017

math digger

when someone uses you just for your high intelligence and skills in math

Steve: Jobs "She only talks to me when she needs some help in math"
Bob Marley: "What a fakin math digger-mon Rasta fasa fuck these hoes"

by chill pinoy May 2, 2016

Vice Math

Adult math questions that leverage on the activities that take place at karaoke lounges and nightclubs, which often illegally employ foreign-born hostesses to entertain both local and foreign male customers seeking some thrill they can’t get from their girlfriends and wives.

Can you solve this vice math problem? “The total number of Covid-19 cases linked to an infected KTV hostess so far is 128, who is traced to have had initial contact with two customers. Assuming that all infected patrons at the sleazy location each went on to share the virus with two other persons, what is the reproduction number R₀ for this cluster?”

by MathPlus September 6, 2021

Fake Math

A term used by those who know beforehand that they don’t stand a chance to pass their math test or exam unless they resort to lying, cheating, or bribery—they often blame the teacher for bias against them, practicing unfair grading, or setting unrealistic or artificial questions that are confusing and open to different interpretations.

Guesstimate how many Trumpublican students in red states every year would scapegoat fake math for their failure to get a passing grade in their middle- or high-school math paper rather than putting in the time and effort to master the math concepts.

by MathPlus September 14, 2021