An old southern idiom. Could be used to identify a place that is empty, a person who is wound up, or any number of situations where the word "tight" is used. Nobody seems to know who Dick was. Apparently he had a tough time keeping his hat on his head.
I went and checked that place you told me about. They've closed up tighter than dick's hatband. Have been for years.
by kiteless. June 12, 2013
Get the Tighter Than Dick's Hatbandmug. by Gramielson November 7, 2012
Get the Slicker than seal shitmug. Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.
Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!
Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!
Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....
Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!
Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....
by Ima Sonovabitch August 22, 2012
Get the gayer than a picnic basketmug. by Phenom12 June 4, 2010
Get the Better than Lil Waynemug. A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"
by YesOkCool May 22, 2018
Get the Crazier than a bessie bugmug. Rob:Susan how are you today?
Susan: Well Rob Id say Im finer than frog hair!
Rob: Whats what on a frog?
Susan: You ever seen hair on a frog?
Rob: Welp nope can't say I have...
Susan: Must be pretty FINE THEN!
All: Hahahahaaa.. ha.
Susan: Well Rob Id say Im finer than frog hair!
Rob: Whats what on a frog?
Susan: You ever seen hair on a frog?
Rob: Welp nope can't say I have...
Susan: Must be pretty FINE THEN!
All: Hahahahaaa.. ha.
by Wank Eubanks November 27, 2012
Get the finer than frog hairmug. Extremely lonely; untouched; sad and forlorn; abstinent but not necessarily by choice (ironically, unlike a nun's actual vagina).
Luke hasn't had a date in months. Not sure if it's his work schedule or what. He's lonelier than a nun's vagina.
by fpile September 12, 2010
Get the Lonelier Than a Nun's Vaginamug.