Ted Mcginley

Ted mcginley

Ted Mcginley is gay he likes boys lots of them ngl ? And he’s jealous of me 😑😑 xoxo love your gf x

by Annemiare 😬 October 8, 2021

Ted

An annoying brat.

"You got any games on your phone?"
"oh, you're such a Ted"

by Dababycarhahahredissuslessgoo September 19, 2021

Ted Strudel

When a woman urinates post coital whilst the man's penis is still inside her vagina.

I've had a few girls give me a Ted Strudel instead of getting up to go to the bathroom... Didn't hate it.

by Djijn July 23, 2021

ted snaking

The act of buttfucking one of your bros or hommies. The name "ted" refers to bill and teds excellent adventure, and their buttfucking chemistry.

Bob: hey what were you and Charlie doing last night

Todd: oh yeah, we were ted snaking each other in the Dennys parking lot.
Bob: bruh... thats dope af

by Dragon dix August 2, 2021

Ted

(noun) A somewhat mischievous or impish child with the cutest smile in existence. 10/10 fantastic to watch during church 😍

Wow, look at that child's antics during church. He's such a Ted. If it weren't for his smile...

by Luconious Maximus August 28, 2021

TED

Ted is a way of life, a state of being, all should open their hearts to Ted. Ted will lead is the answer, ted is all you need. Join ted

Ted will lead us towards salvation

by TED BUHDY July 9, 2021

tedding on

Derived from the character of Ted Mosby portrayed in the television show "How I Met Your Mother", to Ted on someone is to be heavily in like with said individual. It especially applies to an individual which considers himself/herself to be a "hopeless romantic". It can, but must not necessarily, be accompanied by statements or actions which would seem to the average person as a bit exaggerated, unnecessary, or possibly even bordering on creepy. It is generally used as an endearing term when in the absence of excessive creepiness.

Guy 1: "Everything's been going really great with Tara so far dude... she's smart and pretty; she laughs at all my jokes, likes the same things I do, and she's interested in a relationship instead of just fooling around! WIN!!! She's freaking steak-sauce awesome!"

Guy 2: "You're totally Tedding on Tara then, I take it? Are you gonna serenade her with a string quartet later?"

by theanalogkid December 15, 2011