mushroom tap

the act of tapping the head of your penis on a girls head during oral sex.

Lat night, when I was getting head, I mushroom tapped that chick.

by dom s November 17, 2007

The Tap Game

A very simple, yet amazingly fun game in which you, and bunch of your buddies open up a high school yearbook, and in a circular-fashion, each selects a girl in the book, and asks himself the question, "Would you tap that?" The person then reveals to the group if he would have sexual intercourse with that girl. Play passes to the left. Disagreements over particular "chicks" often lead to discussion and debate, which further adds to the entertainment.

Johnny- Let's see, Betty Sue...she has amazing tits so yeah, I would tap that.

Billy- Yeah, but Betty Sue is as ugly as shit. Mary Ann, on the other hand, is fucking gorgeous. I would most certainly tap that.

Vladimir- Isn't the tap game amazing?

by WhoamIdontknow July 10, 2008

Keep it on tap

Keep up the good work. Keep doing what you are doing.

"Keep it on tap, Dubs." "You know it, Lyle."

by NihLyle November 12, 2009

Tap water

When someone or something is lame as hell

For example:

yo that party was so tap water.

Dude connor is super tap water.

by Kozic May 11, 2016

daddy taps

when you shoot cum on a girls browneye and proceed to tap the puddle of cum with your penis. the ultimate sexual act

Guy 1: hey did you do anything with shaniqua?
Guy 2: yeah dude, i just gave her the daddy taps
Guy 1: major props dude.

by goonski November 24, 2009

butt taps

Just little taps on the but, not slaps but nice taps.

Don't slap my butt but please just give me butt taps

by The Rainbow That Heals The Wor February 15, 2018

Tap Job

When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.

Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.

Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.

by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2017