taint gruff

The dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones ballsack and anus, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch.
1.Hey you, Fag Boy, go eat some taint gurff!
2.I keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.
by A Duece, Special K October 11, 2003
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taint meat

the area between a male or females asshole and private area, a nice warm meaty area with alot of sensation.
1. Hey Jill would you come and suck on my taint meat.

2. Hey Doug, look at Jennifers taint meat hanging out.
by Sean G March 10, 2003
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taint luggage

A prominate fold of fleshy skin on a girls taint that runs from the bottom her woof cookie to the rim of her chocolet starfish
I jizzed in my bitches ass last night and when I pulled my pipe out my spunk ran down her taint luggage and dripped onto her pillow.
by Sir Pipe Fitter December 24, 2011
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taint lobster

a pubic crab that resides in the taint region, near the ass
Because John did not thoroughly shave his pubic area, his crabs relocated and are now considered taint lobsters.

Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.
by ScorpGem February 11, 2015
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taint raider

taint raider,one who licks and sucks on anothers taint without consent and with confusion and awkardness of the person that is getting there taint raided.
i was at the bar the other night and went to take a shit,in the stall a guy poked his head under the stall.i think he was going to try raiding my taint.what a taint raider.
by chewy the avenger January 17, 2012
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taint rammed

When a stripper crosses her legs and latches them around your neck and thrusts her vag and ass like a jackhammer into your face until your concise.
The stripper taint rammed Drew's face last night at the strip club.
by drewspizzaface December 24, 2016
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Taint slapper

When your balls hits the taint during sex.
I was taint slapping last night. Oh you are such a taint slapper.
by Chodecaptain October 21, 2015
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