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taint gruff

The dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones ballsack and anus, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch.
1.Hey you, Fag Boy, go eat some taint gurff!
2.I keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.
by A Duece, Special K October 10, 2003
mugGet the taint gruffmug.

taint meat

the area between a male or females asshole and private area, a nice warm meaty area with alot of sensation.
1. Hey Jill would you come and suck on my taint meat.

2. Hey Doug, look at Jennifers taint meat hanging out.
by Sean G March 10, 2003
mugGet the taint meatmug.

cheesy taint

A taint that smells very bad and has a layer of dirt and nutcheese
Dylan lick my cheesy taint!
by 66666420 May 15, 2016
mugGet the cheesy taintmug.

taint massage

Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.
Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!
by COYBOY NIC May 16, 2018
mugGet the taint massagemug.

Gamer Taint

When you’ve been sitting in your chair all day gaming and your sweaty taint’s been collecting some stank
Damn, I gotta serious case of Gamer Taint going on.
by GamerTaint February 19, 2021
mugGet the Gamer Taintmug.

Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.
This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.
by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019
mugGet the Taint cheesemug.

taint faint

i) verb; taking the knuckle of one's dominant hand and applying a powerful punch to the taint of one's opponent, resulting in them fainting or overstimulating the prostate resulting in an orgasm.
I was about to be mugged in an alley, so to save myself I taint fainted him and he dropped on the spot.
by chenisboosh November 28, 2022
mugGet the taint faintmug.

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