Tactical Nap

A tactical nap is where one needs a brief sleep in order to go mad on the sesh at night.

"Oh god aye, gonna go for a wee tactical nap so I can go pure mad on the sesh later tonight."

by crowoffaith January 2, 2018

Tactical Absence

Being a pussy

Tiny business man utilized a tactical absence

by branananabert November 30, 2020

tactically acquire

The art of professionally acquiring music, movies, etc. illegitimately.

It is a simple and fancy name for piracy.

Random Guy: "I just tactically acquired the new LEGO Star Wars game."

by zwirth June 24, 2022

tactical oxygen

Oxygen that grants you power and stamina, commonly found around newly unpackaged razer keyboards, mice, and headsets.

Without tactical oxygen there is no gamer.

by patcat December 10, 2019

tactical masturbation

It's a term for masturbating (or busting a nut) before meeting a girl or going on a date. Now.. how is it useful? Well it helps you to think with your brain and not with your dick.

My friend: Bro.... I made a mistake. I accidentally did the deeds with Lily...

Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation

by Harsit2006 December 29, 2023

Tactical fried chicken

You get advantage on attack rolls in the hood

He threw the tactical fried chicken into the hood and distracted the monkeys

by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 29, 2025

Gazpacho Tactics

1) When one is trying to describe "Gestapo Tactics", but is as clueless as WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene.

2) A sarcastic comment on contemporary American policing tactics when they use ridiculously-excessive shows of force against non-existent threats to public safety.

3) Any comically-excessive intimidation tactic that's completely out of proportion to the threat. (if any)

Also see "Gazpacho Police"

Sending thirty cops to a Tesla dealership where nothing was happening was nothing but blatant Gazpacho Tactics and a waste of resources.

by Ed Cox March 18, 2025