A closet case is a person who denies their homosexuality. Either because they are young and haven't come to terms with their sexuality. Or they are famous and want to make money marketing themselves to the opposite sex.
by Military milo March 01, 2017
A white person who paints himself brown at night, masturbates to Janet Jackson at night, and claims to have taught Allen Iverson everything he knows.
by Lester S. Darfwat an\\\\\\\' Steinwell March 22, 2003
by Santi the Sex God August 09, 2006
When you get so drunk you black out and wake up in a pitch black room. You can't find a light or door, so you go into the closet and rip all the contents out thinking the stairs collapsed and you need to dig your way out.
Girl 1: Did you get closet drunk last night?
Girl 2: Yes, my hands still hurt from trying to rip up the carpet.
Girl 2: Yes, my hands still hurt from trying to rip up the carpet.
by KuntaKiente August 26, 2013
The act of studying constantly while giving the appearance of never studying at all. Usually done late at night when everyone else is sleeping.
I am going to suck at giving this presentation, because I definitely didn't spend the entire previous night closet studying for this.
by Agent63 February 11, 2011
A silent enabler of Narendra Modi and his authoritarian rule. He downplays the ordeals of the oppressed as 'isolated cases' but will have his 'sentiments hurt' if someone criticizes his culture and way of living. Generally upper-middle class and posh but takes no stands in favor of values such as liberal democracy and personal liberty of others than his community.
Mr. Pai wants to move to the US for a better life but is not ashamed of going gaga over Modi's authoritarian policies. I always felt that he is a closeted Sanghi.
by lordandsaviour May 27, 2023
One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
by juliebix November 24, 2008