Children

Stupid little shits who don't know how to sit down for five minutes

I don't want any children

by anonymous May 6, 2022

children

ruin Urban life

oh yeah I had my children at 13 I never went to a party

by fuckingurdadrn May 12, 2021

chest children

Boobs, especially big ones

When I wish her happy birthday, I’ll make sure to say it to her two chest children too

by maxreboband November 22, 2020

children

the things in my basement

how did the children get out of the basement

by anonymous September 10, 2022

Ubering Children

Ubering the children to and from their destinations by personally driving them when requested.

I've got to do some ubering today as the children need their 'chauffeur' to take them here, there and everywhere. I'll be ubering children all day.

by Crazy49 February 29, 2020

children's movie

A genre of films that includes a) superhero flicks like Deadpool, b) flicks featuring child characters such as Good Boys, and c) animated flicks like Shin-chan, Sausage Party, and Wonder Showzen. These films are often marketed as family-friendly but can be wildly inappropriate for children to watch.

I took my kids to what I thought was a children's movie, but it turned out to be another wild ride like Sausage Party—definitely not what I expected!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

Women and Children

THAT is the REAL reason the liberals care about the genocide in Gaza.

Hym "They don't actually give a fuck about the Palestinians but the idea that the women and children AREN'T ACTUALLY OFF-LIMITS is what they are concerned about. And I shouldn't say liberals because it's the same exact thing with the conservatives. They are trying to maintain women and children being off-limits as a principle which is NOT care for other people. And the ones who are FOR the genocide assume that the conflict will stay asymmetrical."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025