smudge

The involuntary soiling of one's underwear following a a brief bout of flatulence, paritcuarly after a heavy weekend of booze, drugs and sex.

Phil knew he would have to go home and change after he smudged on the way to work.

by Horace Anthony July 25, 2003

suddenly salad

while engaging the the act known as tossing salad......SUDDENLY....the one you are "tossing" farts...or worse!

girl...that nasty m.f gave me a suddenly salad while i was tossing him up.....ewwww!!!that's nasty

by church hill bruh December 30, 2003

smudge

Someone who likes to get up close and personal. physically

That dude is a smudge.

by soulmate June 30, 2004

Spudge

Spudge is a word that is used for any "white" substance. It is also a verb and a noun.

"Dude!, wash your hands after spudging all over them!"

"Hey, you got some spudge around your mouth! Does this mean your gay?

by Alexzandorz November 20, 2009

Sedgers

he is a big headed boy who thinks that the girls like him

"I'm in her love book"

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.)

When a person dies quickly and unexpectedly.

Jerry: 'What did he die of?'

Mike: 'Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.). His parachute didn't open and he died on contact.'

Jerry: 'Shitty.'

by jonnywords October 27, 2011

spudge

verb - to spudge. I spudge, we spudge, they spudge, you spudge, he/she/it spudges. I am a spudger. He is a spudgee.
To flirt with somebody with no intention of following it up with anything. To flirt with no meaning other than humour.
Something only really safe to be done amougnst friends, unless you want your teeth kicked in, or enjoy giving people false impressions.

Ben was convinced that Jeni fancied Alex, after all, hadn't he seen them flirting heavily? NO! They actually hated each other, and were merely endulging in some heavy spudging.

by Shrub October 18, 2004