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Steak 'n Shake

Located on the summit of Mount Foraker, USA. They keep lions in their kitchen to ward off police and Health Inspectors and to keep their privacy from people who somehow managed to get there. The restaurant is only accessible by rich people with personal jets.

At Steak 'n Shake, the only option on the food menu is steak. You are required, upon receiving the steak, to shake it at any nearby customer. You are then to proceed to place the steak on the plate, and to smash the plate to the ground. You may order steak sauce on the side and this is to be rubbed on any nearby person or yourself. If you ever attempt to eat the steak you will be slapped and given an extra $10 charge on the bill.
"Have you been to Steak 'n Shake man?"

"Yeah, Sir Henry and I took my jet there, the lions are quite threatening about keeping the place in order and under wraps."

"The fuck? I was talking about the new burger joint down the street that just opened up."

"Ohh... You heard nothing of this."

"Okay...?"
by Jessica Gloria June 16, 2018
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steak mud

N.) The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas expelled from ones rectum after consuming large quantities of steak.
Oh dear lord, who blew that Steak Mud?
by MotelPubes July 24, 2018
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Steak

The most fucking delicious thing known to mankind, especially when it’s dripping with all that red juice!
Guy: Want some steak?
Guy #2: Hell YEAH!
Guy: Sorry, I was kidding. Steak is too good for you!
Guy #2: Bastard
by FaithUnicorn678 February 22, 2019
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Smead

When an individual fails to clean their anus correctly, sweat starts to builds up causing a thickened sauce like mixture that is usually left on the under garments.
While I was joggin I could feel the smead building between my cheeks.

My arsehole was so itchy today when I scratched it there was Smead left on my finger, it stunk.
by oxgalvatronxo October 10, 2019
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steak1soy

the weirdest motherfucker thats always looking for someone to date and then they dump steak1soy in 2 days. Steak1soy is always very emotional for no reason at all. Thank you very much because its all true.
somebody dumped steak1soy again.
thats the 50th dump this month!
by kill_all_VSCO_girls!!! November 22, 2019
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shead

hey homie wanna shead?
when you shead with the homies :point_right: :point_left:
by nyeeeeeee March 15, 2021
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Seadevil

This is the sauciest ship to ever exist they love each other but they think the other one doesn’t like them back :( they used to be obsessed with each other in 2020 but are fading away SAVE THEM they love playing pranks together especially the knocks, they always used to go swimming together. And September song is their song! And they will get married one day! Seahorse helps devil with his confidence and devil helps seahorse to be responsible:)
Person: who is your favourite ship
Us: Seadevil of course
Person: ewwww
Us: kills them :)
by Seadevil August 20, 2021
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