Simping Standards

When you don't have a crush on someone because of one or many factors.

"I don't think he's attractive. He went to mall jail. Sorry, I have simping standards."

by gnr1986 January 10, 2022

Medicine, Fetal, Standard: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Medicine, Fetal, Standard: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Utopian standard

Unspoken rule to civil that if we can do better we will aka agreeing to do what's best for the greater good that requires selflessness and sacrifice for innocence whom enbodies the greater good both good and bad connectively feed off of.

The utopian standard highlights the best society can offer.

by PsymonCasanova May 9, 2024

Murder standard

Police sidearms

They put the murder staNdard to my head hoop my house into my pockets and fingered me

by Cody5050 January 24, 2022

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023

Sub standard stand in

Some imposter look alike, faking their way thru life, pretending to be somebody on the east coast.

Paige, your guest is a sub standard stand in.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

1 Standard

a unit of measurement the nobody in the OSS understands except me

that would be worth 1 standard
what the fuck is a standard?!

by GOLD SPARTAN September 21, 2021