McCarthy Standard Time

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.
Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄
by x427 January 9, 2023
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Standard murderer

City police service racists that killed millions purely in hate crimes Guelph police service got 5000 so far 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Standard murderers are more disgusting than murder standards
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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Standard

When someone is good looking, but not EXTREMELY attractive.
"Did Jonny break up with his girlfriend?"

"Yeah, he said she wasn't pretty enough for him."

" Are you kidding me? She's gorgeous, he's just standard."
by FACE0217 October 6, 2016
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Nog Double Standard

* They want respect yet drag down & change the good in society.
* They want handouts & reparations yet overpopulate.
* They spread their lower standards wherever they go.
I wuz tryin' to figger this nog double standard but all I could comes up wit wuz a mixed bag of facts.
by Swisher rolled tight December 30, 2020
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“Standards”

A way to describe a women that has unrealistic standards for a significant other.
Joanna has “standards” , it’s ridiculous.
by UpsideUnicorn November 25, 2023
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