Mud Shake

The fluid, often brown with creamy swirls, created by one man blowing a load in another man's rectum.

"I hear that dude loves a good mud shake."

by Coon Cookie May 9, 2010

third shake clause

An amendment to the constitution of dong handling. Previously, the constitution stated that shaking your tallywhacker more than twice after taking a piss would be deemed "playing with it". The third shake clause permits the man pissing to give an additional shake to his dong, in order to ensure minimal dribble.

"No sir, I was not playing with myself, I was simply exercising the constitutional rights handed down by my forefathers. Third shake clause beeitch! Get out ma business!

by Horace Blumpkin May 19, 2010

For fucks sake

Pious non-invocation borrowing religious lightly archaic language asking for intercession in a matter too trivial, too far gone to ruin or with such an obvious solution that invoking an actual entity would be in vain. The contrast with crass language helps to give a wink to the recipient that you aren't deadly serious but need to catch their attention. Has the added benefit of simultaneously enabling the speaker to endure pain via this vulgar non-curse, or formulations referring to possible ancient soul Fook for shock value followed by a more traditional invocation.

Running towards burning microwave popcorn "Oh For fucks sake! Open a window!".
For fucks sake roads washed out. Call dispatch and tell them it's going to take twice as long to get this coal to Newcastle. Definitely sleeping on the couch this weekend it's our anniversary fer fucks sake.
For fucks Sake that drill isn't broken you have been going the wrong direction for an hour!!!
For fucks Sake you've been bird dogging me all week, get me my money Big Dick, I already texted the steward.

by Vonnegutstwerp, Belgium February 28, 2022

Kula Shaker

A variation on cool, great, awesome etc. Ironically associated with the band of the same name.

Dansfield -'we're probs off to the union tonight'
I-ain - 'Kula Shaker'

by I-ain October 20, 2008

Shake Weight Shot

A person uses a shake weight about chest high in front of their body. The weight is tilted slightly back pointed towards their face. After a short time motioning the weight up and down another person pours a shot into into the users mouth. Preferably something white and/or creamy like Baileys Irish Cream.

Wow my girlfriend did a shake weight shot at a party last night!

What's that?

You don't know? You should go to urbandictionary.com

by Big Matt (shot inventor) November 20, 2010

shake down

Cops raiding yo' house, persons or car illegally to find drugs, cash money or guns. Also to extract info from the victim or jus' for the hell of it.

"The cops busted a shake down on Jimmy's weedhouse."

by Diego September 3, 2003

shake weight

shake weight - sexual act: to stroke another person's penis for sexual pleasure.

She wouldn't give me head, just a shake weight.

We only had time for a shake weight in the car on the way to the show.

by Daniel T. Anderson January 1, 2011