squeedle

the motion a dog or cat makes while dragging their ass across the floor (usually carpet) in an attempt to remove any dingleberries or residual poop

The dog squeedled in the living room and it smelled so bad I had to clean the carpet.

by tinselmuffin October 7, 2011

Squeaky Door

Kinky Sexual move when a person who is positioned correctly, (bent down so their butt hole is alligned with the door knob) gets the door slammed as hard as possible so the door knob penetrates the ass creating a sensation like no other causing the reciever to squeak. DO NOT ATTEMPT with a door handle.

The "squeaky door" is deadly if not performed correctly.

by Harry P. Ness August 18, 2006

Deep Squeak

A guy farting and cumming at the same time.

On a dark and stormy night, there was a couple trapped in the woods inside a hallowed tree to be sheltered from the rain. The male is horny (as usual) and begs for a blow job. The girl gives in, because she is bored and a little curious because she had never done it before. She was also a little horny. The male unzips and the girl gets on her knees. The girl lifts her hands nervously and pulls his dick out of his boxers, and places her mouth over the appendage. As they get into it, she goes faster and deeper and as the male comes close to an orgasm he lets one rip. The force of the fart causes the male to cum in a violent manner. Thus creating a loud deep squeak.

by Mr. Deep Squeak February 13, 2010

Squeeb

noun. Male ejaculate.
adj. Containing the male ejaculate.

n. Roomate is discussing a friend's sex life:

"That's alot of squeeb, dude."

adj. As a father is gathering son's clothes for the wash:

"Woah, Dad...that's my squeeb sock!"

by girvin June 23, 2009

Squeak Squeak

To Weasel yourself into a better position in poker, to gain a few measly points.

Mr B: I folded QQ when 3 players were all-in for an extra 10 points

Mr A: What a Weasel!

Mr B: Squeak Squeak!!

by PokerB August 27, 2012

Sausalito Squeegee

Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.

No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.

by Charles Dick in a Box March 25, 2009

squee

1. To squeal until you lose continence.
2. A combination of the words "squeal" and "pee".

OMG! PoA is on DVD. SQUEEE!!! Um, pardon me, I need to go change my knickers.

by qwertytigger November 27, 2004