Carolina Squat

When the front of a Truck/Suv is lifted higher than the rear. No purpose for towing, off-roading , etc. Your girlfriend likes it
That dude with the Carolina Squat just stole my girlfriend
by BWA_RonnieJohnson March 31, 2016
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cum squat

a large spot of cum on one's blue ae tank.

a taquito dick dropping.

yo shayna what's on your shirt? oh that's just cum squat. no biggie......
by emmmmmmmm August 23, 2007
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Squat Job

Sexual Act:

The woman is on top of the Man. The man is aroused but not as far along as the female, male, counter part. The partner and presumptuously the one on top, begins to touch genitals. He or she, she or he, then begins to oscillate and sway while, warmth and wetness travel to the other.

Images:

Hot dog sliding in and out of a bun.

Vacuuming, with a hose attachment, a baseball bat.
1: Dude, last night I was so horny man, and she made my day!

2: Dude, Blow job? Just a handie?

1: Better, the squat job, man..

2: Squat Job??

1: Yeah, she's on top and she rocks her hips with her lips spread wide on your cock. Like fucking a taco, that's hardshell!

1: Ftwtf, that's awesome!
by krho November 12, 2009
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pop a squat

A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.
Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!
by Walker Watson July 22, 2006
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Diddly squat

"I cannot do diddly squat without hearing all these leftists complain about something new every hour
by 91_Percent_Isopropyl June 21, 2018
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NESP Squat

When you put an extreme amount of weight on a squat rack that even a body builder can’t squat. Then you put it On your shoulders and go down about 1 inch and come back up and rack the bar, and everyone in the gym is recording you and hyping you the fu*k up.
“ Bro I’m diesel, I squatted 700 lbs “
“Dude your not diesel, that was a NESP squat
by Crossfit July 21, 2019
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Squat Job

When a girl is laying down and doesn't feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands bitch; imitating the action of doing squats.

- Ena & Caitie trademark this bitch (:
Girl: I'm tired, shove it down me baby.

Boy: Alright, squat job it is.
by enaANDcaitie September 28, 2010
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