Light Speed

IN THEORY: Light speed is the rate of travel of light in an un-interupted vacuum. Exactly 299,792,458 metres per second (m/s), where metre is difined by 1983 Systeme International (SI) as "The length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299 792 458 of a second.". The theory of realitivity describes light speed as impassible in rate of travel, but this is based on the fact it hasn't been done yet *rolls eyes*.

However, Light Speed is acctually better told as such: The speed of light is the commonly used interval of time it takes for the green light to turn amber on a traffic light in South Essex, UK, or the time it takes for a traffic warden to travel from the end of the street to the parking spaces to give you a ticket as soon as you pull in.

Light speed is roughly equal to the speed light travels.

by regs_ October 27, 2004

high speed chicken feed

a common drug in middle america also known as meth or tweek

hey dude did you get any tweek yah it runs clear lets get high

by james July 20, 2004

speech impediment

An Italian with no hands.

My Italian friend John has no hands, this is a speech impediment for him.

by chuckina May 20, 2009

speed bomber

That one thing that works really well, but no one remembers what it is. Normally used in relation to video games. Great for taunting your friend who is getting owned in a video game.

"Dude, what are you doing? Just speed bomber that n00b."

"...So finally I beat him with speed bomber." (Explaining how you beat someone or something long ago and can't remember how you did it anymore)

by Jesse Winkler January 26, 2006

Speed fucker

A person who suffers from premature ejaculation, or somebody who just cums in thirty seconds or less.

Jenna - "Omg, don't go out with Kevin; He's a goddamn speed fucker."

by -= RUCKER =- April 26, 2004

Speechless

The definition of speechless according to credited sources:

- Unexpressed or inexpressible in words

This word can be used to described several situations but the purpose of this definition is to highlight the feeling of breathlessness one feels when that special someone's perfection just can be explained in words. It is used to adequately (yet still highly inadequately) express the way that special person makes you feel with one look, one word, one gesture, one smile... Just that person's existence can leave you... well... speechless.

You are the most amazing man and you just leave me speechless with your inner and outer beauty. Everything that you are leaves me unable to express the inexpressible. Speechless you leave she.

by dial.one.one.nine.for.pedro:) May 25, 2010

Moving at the speed of nigger

Moving or walking extremely slowly - like a nigger.

Walking around with no particular purpose except to pass time - which makes walking slowly more effective.

Origin: Niggers tend to walk very slowly, like they have nowhere to go - which is usually the case.

Damn it! This project is moving at the speed of nigger! It should have been finished a month ago!

Look at that nigger! It's moving at the speed of...nigger! lol

Come on dude, you are moving at the speed of nigger. What the hell is your problem?

by Bobby Fransisco III January 24, 2009