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Skids

(British slang) the leftovers of poo stuck on the toilet bowl after taking a dump.
"Someone has left skids on the toilet" "argh"
by boooooomrob July 31, 2020
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Skid

Term used for somebody who is overly skittish
That guy hiding over there is being such a skid.
by Beef1999 May 25, 2021
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skid

skid = stupid kid
Only used for the worst stupid children you find online and rarely in real life.
Guy 1: shut up skid
Guy 2: what the hell does that mean
Guy 1: see, thats exactly why you are a skid
Guy 1: you know nothing
Guy 1: skid.
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Skids of Saturn

When you skid your pants but want to make the most of them, so you rotate them regularly until there's a brown mark all the way around the inside
The washing machine packed up, so I've got skids of saturn
by antirix December 8, 2024
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Skid face

How fucked up you look like when you drop your Harley for 50 meters
Oh, Rodrigo is a fucked up skid face!
by IDontEatSoap August 24, 2017
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Skid Mark

The term “skid mark” holds multiple meanings. While these meanings may drastically differ, a consistent theme across the meanings is a mark or stain caused by some source of friction.

The meaning covered here will be the slang term for fecal matter that is smeared or scarred about the underwear in the area adjacent to the anus. This is normally caused by poor or insufficient wiping attempts or when the individual has already shit his/her pants and continues to move about, causing the smearing or “skidding” of the feces itself.
“Hey honey, you may have to pre-soak my underwear before you throw them in the wash. They have a huge skid mark in them.”

“Oh man, I think I crapped with that last fart. I can feel the skid mark grinding in.”
by A. Massey September 25, 2020
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skid

short for script kiddie
a skid is usually between ages of 13 - 17 and is unskilled individual and has little to none knowledge in cyber-security and uses publicly available software to hack

it can also be someone who "makes programs" but really just copy and pastes from stack overflow and github and has no idea of what there doing
person 1: i heard david is a game developer
person2: no david just copy and pastes from forums, hes just a skid
by lynxWasHere March 20, 2022
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