Definitions by antirix

Skids of Saturn 

When you skid your pants but want to make the most of them, so you rotate them regularly until there's a brown mark all the way around the inside

The washing machine packed up, so I've got skids of saturn

Skids of Saturn by antirix December 8, 2024

First! 

Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.

First!
First like and comment
1st

First! by antirix May 7, 2018