Boston Ski-Mask

When one puts one's scrodom over his partners eyes while she sucks him off.

"Hey Billy, I just gave your mom a Boston Ski-Mask, it was great!"

by Thompson S. Hunter October 10, 2008

Greasy Ski Mask

When a man has sweaty testicles, he wipes the sweat off and rubs it on a woman's face.

My balls were so sweaty that night so I gave my ho a greasy ski mask.

by I_Wish August 3, 2009

Jet ski on a mud bank

violent, earth shaking, paint-peeling, projectile diarrhea

I had Indian food at lunch today, and spent the rest of the afternoon in the handicapped stall like a jet ski on a mud bank!

by southern slang June 7, 2011

Frozen Ski Pole

Getting a handjob while being on a ski lift

dude, my girlfriend just gave me a frozen ski pole.

by bighead912 January 9, 2012

Texas Ski Lift

When your wife punishes you by lifting your dick up from behind you

Last night, my husband came home late, so I gave him a Texas Ski Lift

by Waterboy10 September 20, 2012

sloshy ski trap

girl bent over while riding skis and giving anal then pouring maple syrup on her butt

sloshy ski trap

by smailliw January 16, 2014

Norwegian Ski Pole

Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.

"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"

by AppleCartJack February 7, 2017