when a male is woken up by receiving a gentle handjob on his morning wood. quite possibly the best way to wake up ever.
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Get the shake her noggin mug.Early modern English. The English used between 1500 and 1700. Shakespearean English contains words like thee, thou, and thy, and is completely different from current-day English.
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start by separating himself from the girl and
inexplicably pelvic thrust, gyrate, and twist the knee
in a disturbing manner until the girl least expects it.
Pounce on her, put on snow goggles, thrust, and just
before climax pour baby powder into ones hands and
make it snow at climax by throwing powder into the air
creating a falling snow effect while pulling out and skeeting
on the girl and laughing at her because she doesn't have goggles.
start by separating himself from the girl and
inexplicably pelvic thrust, gyrate, and twist the knee
in a disturbing manner until the girl least expects it.
Pounce on her, put on snow goggles, thrust, and just
before climax pour baby powder into ones hands and
make it snow at climax by throwing powder into the air
creating a falling snow effect while pulling out and skeeting
on the girl and laughing at her because she doesn't have goggles.
by Yonelle February 11, 2009
Get the Snowstorm Shake mug.When you are forced to greet some one who you know is an absolute turd but are compelled to greet them. Like taking a big bight a stinking shit sand which -Usually in a formal or official setting.
I had to greet my ex wife's husband at my daughter 's graduation. Knowing that he is a turd on several levels , and wantes to be as cordial as possible I extended my hand out for a COMEY SHAKE from a safe distance , but got pulled in.
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This includes:
1.Taking a shit.
2.Recieving oral fellatio.
3.Chain smoking a joint.
4.Talking on the phone with the Dean of Science at Harvard about the insufficient amount of evidence in the recent experiments disproving the theory of evolution.
5.Playing COD.
6.Sniffing a line off the girls tité.
7.Toeing a girl.
8.Analyzing Einstein's theory about quantum physics and photoelctrons’ effect on energy inupt/output.
9.Drinking hat with Jack Daniels.
10.Listening to Bethoven No. 7 Symphony, A minor.
11.Double boges behind thou ears.
12.Watching an educational TV program about the lifestyles of a fajet.
This includes:
1.Taking a shit.
2.Recieving oral fellatio.
3.Chain smoking a joint.
4.Talking on the phone with the Dean of Science at Harvard about the insufficient amount of evidence in the recent experiments disproving the theory of evolution.
5.Playing COD.
6.Sniffing a line off the girls tité.
7.Toeing a girl.
8.Analyzing Einstein's theory about quantum physics and photoelctrons’ effect on energy inupt/output.
9.Drinking hat with Jack Daniels.
10.Listening to Bethoven No. 7 Symphony, A minor.
11.Double boges behind thou ears.
12.Watching an educational TV program about the lifestyles of a fajet.
Minister: As the Minister of Education I believe that we should modernize our sexual education curriculum to include the concepts of contraception, abortion and, of course, the Wisconsin Truffle Shake.
Gym Teacher: I agree! We need to educate our children about the new modern culture. And how FUCKED those Wisconsin people are.
Gym Teacher: I agree! We need to educate our children about the new modern culture. And how FUCKED those Wisconsin people are.
by ModernLanguageExtraordinaire June 16, 2012
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