Shrek and Fiona

Mythical creatures

Shrek and Fiona are the world hottest couple 6 years running

by Shreky April 22, 2021

Shrek and Fiona

"Shrek and Fiona are in fact mythical creatures." states the cheif of the balakuda tribe "we have blessed and prayed to the ogre gods Shrek and Fiona for hundreds of years now"

I want to be some mythical creachers when I grow up so I will be Shrek and Fiona.

by the mythical creachurs expert April 28, 2021

shrek cum

a green substance that looks like cum which comes from Shrek himself.

be aware that shrek cum can be dangerus

ur drink looks like shrek cum

by This guy the dude May 3, 2021

Shrek ritual

The shrek ritual is usually called Shrek is Love Shrek is Life. You may or may have not been warned about this. It’s deadly to some individuals. Welp. Idk what to say anymore. Just don’t do it

Police: u hear that
Person: ya
Police: some one did the shrek ritual

by BillyBobJoeMama October 28, 2019

Google Shrek

What doesn't Google Shrek mean?

Everyday I pray to Google Shrek, thanking him for the life I've been given

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 1, 2019

Shrek woman

Green haired gay female

Hey her hair is really green and she says shes gay she must be a shrek woman

by Jvckk February 28, 2022

Shrekked out

unflattering description of a woman because her looks are similiar to the character "shrek"

when i met my blind date she looked like an ogre, she was shrekked out

by ajpol June 10, 2011