Phantom Shitter

(Noun)Legendary Sailor with a unnatural ability to shit anywhere, anytime with no remores for person or property, especially the person that has to clean up. Also, known as the Phantom Wizzer or Pisser

1. "The Phantom Shitter stuck again. This time on the Commanding Officer's desk."

2. "This coffee taste like piss!"

by Nubb'n December 17, 2008

shithead

Someone who is very obnoxious, dumb, ugly, all round poofter or dick.
Or someone whose head has been covered in some sort of shit (Manure/Foecal matter).

Look at that shithead, he's got so much shit on his head it ain't funny.

by big dilznik September 22, 2003

shitter

Slang term for the mid-shift or night shift (ie 12 AM to 8 AM)

Ted: Dude, wanna grab a drink on Friday?

Ralph: Can't Bro, I got the shitter.

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

shitter hitter

When a guy has a fetish to nail chicks in shitter stalls.

Scary Taves is a serious shitter hitter!

by J-Dawg April 7, 2005

shitter talker

Some one who is either too rude or who thinks they are too busy to hang up the phone while they are taking a shit. Normally a YUPPY who drives a foreign car.

I was in taking a leak and some shitter talker was planning to meet his "bud" for drinks while he was dropping the cosby kids off at the pool.

I went in to the men's room to get rid of some beer and some shitter talker was giving an update while he was sitting on the comode.

Would that shitter talker shut up? I can't here myself piss.

by Estes September 25, 2011

shitheadedness

The act of behaving abusively towards other people.

I do not appreciate your shitheadedness towards people!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

shittastic

Most commonly used when something fantastic occurs from a shitty situation.

"My dad just got divorced, but at least he got rid of that hag. Its SHITTASTIC!! :D"

young boy-"Fuck! I dropped my icecream cone!"

pedo-"Its all right kittles, have some of my skittles!"

young boy-"YAY! ...This is shittastic"

by HelloMissAsh February 26, 2010