Pie Shank

The art of concealing one or more rusty nails inside of a baked good, such as pie, followed by smashing the pastry into a friend or foe's face causing them excruciating pain, via nails in the face, while bringing wholesome joy to all witnesses. (Remember, it has to be a pastry/baked good or it wont work)

My grandmother baked an apple pie when i specifically asked for pumpkin pie. In a violent act of vengeance i grabbed rusty nails from the garage, stuck them in her apple pie and pie shanked that bitch. (The phrase pie shank is used in the past tense in this definition is used in the past tense)

by Merik Pie August 5, 2010

Shanks and Bigfoot

vb. to walk home according to the GLC

I lost all my money and couldn't afford a taxi so I had to Shanks and Bigfoot all the way!

by Natalia December 1, 2004

shank master

The best shankar in tha worldz

Skitty is like the shank master tbh

by Paul Poon April 13, 2008

noob shank

The shaft of a penis, a great way to insult someone!

Shane, why dont you grow some facial hair? ya noob shank!

by Timmos September 7, 2008

bum shank

1. (verb) the act of make savage love to anothers' anus in a wild, fast pumping, ass tearing, monkey like way

2. (noun) a fucking shitnosed assbag who thinks he doesnt want only to get rimmed in the ass by large black man

but is worng

1. "hey mikey, sorry i bum shanked your sister and mother yesterday, hopefully the blood and shit will wash out from their sheets"

2. "Randel sure is a bum shank"

by jesiah mesiah June 20, 2008

Butt Shanked

To get raped in the ass whilst in prison.

Ralph had to have his rectum sewn back in after he was butt shanked by the whole Black Brotherhood in prison.

by Anal Czar September 10, 2010

Ass Shank

A man's "Johnson;" derived from the expression, "I'd definitly stab it in your sister's ass."

*Ass in this context can mean both a vagina or anal cavity.

Yo Freddy, I hit your moms off with the ass shank last night. She loved it.

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006